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tsukimeushi: NBD, JUST GONNA SHOOT THIS GUY AND GET RID OF THE CORPSE, NBD, DO THIS KINDA SHIT ALL THE TIME LIKE A BOSS, MISS PAULING Lol’d so hard when I saw the big, honkin’ cellphone.
coelasquid: spacetwinks: since jagermeister appears to be doing a whole furry themed ad campaign now, i figured i’d take this moment to remind people of the time orangina went all fucking out on an ad campaign of their own, and made up some particularly
you knew it was hurting me and you didn't give a shit. You just sat there when I was pouring my heart out to you. You know more about me than anyone else but I can't do this if your gonna keep picking me up and dropping me all the time. It's not fair
cployadig: hahahahaha i do this shit all the time to my friends
this conversation was about so much more than her being mad that i didnt message back a couple times like i wasnt prepared for any of this shit??
So… Marvel… retconed Old Man Logan… and it’s fucked up but that’s not important.This is important:They retconed Captain America… Steve fucking Roger is (was) a Hydra agent all this time.Captain America is (was) a Hydra
wild-n-free-n-stuff: Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same
spamner: akikosdream: littlemuse101: videogame-fantasy: My first official SFM creation. In doing this I honestly have gained even more respect for the SFM artist I reblog all the time, this shit ain’t simple lol. Anyway I honestly don’t know
soviet-propaganda-disseminator:Honestly, not to beat a dead horse, but it’s absolutely wild to me that 150 years ago, uptight Brits and the French could go around teaching their colonial subjects that homosexuality is an abomination and in many places
dshaepeee: Pretty much holy fucking shit! Lmfao I do this all the time.
rachhutt:lordofthebis:Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.I need to do this with my cats. they try to pull that shit all the time
yourroyalpenis: pixiesstolemyapples: theanti90smovement: theanti90smovement: please watch this video of my brother such an important video MY SIDES That is literally me whenever I drive somewhere. Holy shit. Lol he rocks!
jupitrie: terezidactyl: surimistick: theshiningd2: SHE WAS THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME SHE IS THE MOST FLAWLESS BABY BIRD HINATA WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP AND LOOK LIKE A GORGEOUS QUEEN DOING IT PEOPLE FORGET THIS ALL THE TIME AND CALL
amischiefofmice: missusalmighty: pantheris: rattlecat: rikkipoynter: digg: this tip tho!!!!!!!! I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to. I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o I wish I’d
nottodeadmegatron: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck
presidentgay: me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm* me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
le-mia: this is so cute. haha my son do that shit to me all the time lol
thisloveisreal97: oxfordcommaforever: han-syolo-shot-first: bubblegumsith: cosmic-noir: twowandsandadrink: ashkinator: politicalsexmaskitten: hooraychelle: yellowxperil: srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time
Only tourists & cornballs with no plans go watch the ball drop in Times Square.
kanyeshrugtae: theryanproject: lordyosh: badbitchofcolor: Me: I love having sex I’m a freak I could go all night A man: get on top Me: Every time. Y'all women ain’t shit This shit kills me. I’m so used to doing all the work at this point
ladychai21: rexworld15: sexylexygotpassion: jayjuice987: callmemsj: Guilty I do this all the time #Squirter Omfg 💦💦💦💦💦🐱🐱😜😜😜 😌 Damn, I know that shit feels freakn’ phenomenal!
mcgarrygirl78: sleepynegress: spoonmeb: I still want to fight that lady. Me too @spponmeb. White people do this shit all the time when black people bring up something racially specific that happens to them. They think denying the existence of racism
furriesfortrump: raccooninthegirlslockerroom: “do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit
thegranvarones: december 16, marked 29 years since the iconic and queer visionary, sylvester’s death. his words stay with me: “I get this conformist shit from queens all the time. They always want to read me. They always want me to do it their way.
jellybeing: I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”
harcules: fat-and-pretentious: sherstoner: little-birdie-big-old-tree: today-isawindingroad: mvtk42: monkeysaysficus: hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too? This seems familiar… THIS GUY’S FREAKING DOG IS
hellcatblues:thehollowprince:As someone who works in retail, let me tell you that it is exactly like this. Its been over a year of this pandemic and people still do shit like this all the time.I can’t tell you how much I’ve wanted to yank people’s
fang107: kibadoglover45: inter-something: wellthatsood: me Emily is not having your shit lord-dongle Are you going to do this to me? Her face though. “Just stop.” I do this all the time xD
spacepsychologist:While I’m on this subject: drug criminalization all leads back to our puritanical roots saying that we should all be suffering all the time so that we may be redeemed in the afterlife or some shit, and that anything you do (sex w/o
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: frenchinhalechanelxoxo: Some shit i’ll say bae we do this all the time..
lebritanyarmor: robregal: nappyafro: Laura Dore: Light After Dark Art. I do shit like this all the time .
agglesauce: sade: he’s just bein leo Holy shit. I totally do this stuff all the time because the sun just feels so damn good. I never though about how weird I looked doing it…
kl-assa1: arianaaapretty:letgodbaby: True love He used to do this shit all the time. cute
justasipwetyourlips: watcheditbegin: Dear person reading this, You made it through another year. You made it through the hard times and pain. You made it through all the times when you all you wanted to do was give up. You made it. You made it another
thisainthighschoolpussycat: I have to do shit like this with my parents all the time. You gotta shut them down early.
callmepan: So honestly how often do you scream “unleash the kraken!” when you take your pants off? Cuz this tattoo is badass and I would do that shit all the time if I had it. Lol.
OMG THIS!haha today i was like– Me: aaron you don’t tell me shit anymore!! Aaron: UMMM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T TALK SHIT.. YOU COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT YOUR CRAP ALL THE TIME!! Me: umm i never said i talk shit.. HEY I DON’T TALK
secretsunkept: celestial-jazz: scorpia6: nevaehtyler: THIS But actually I enforce this all the time. 🙌🏾 My mom used to do this to me if my shorts weren’t visible beneath a large shirt around my own dad. She just continued the shit her
beyondhighh: rafaelskateboard: natas kaupas-Natas spin i use to do this shit all the time on tony hawk pro skater game
old-school-shit: blasianxbri: vergible-woods: rudegyalchina: godsdopecreation: eyerollgoddess: My mom used to do this all the time lol omfg JAMAICAN PARENTS BRUH !!! that no was so subtle lol “Oh okay… No” my parents do this for everything
totalspiffage:Aw shit I forgot you can do that!!!! Shit!miseryghoul:Thought this post was gonna be about closing your eyes but it checks out any way totalspiffage:I’m glad I can remove my sight sometimes. Must suck having to see things all the time.
starryhours: iamgodzilla-youarejapan: hahaha i love it! i do this shit all the fucking time except i don’t film it and i cannot sing She should film her face, while singing…
str8bro: You don’t mind, bro, do you? I’m sure you room service guys see this shit all the time.
I don’t know where this quote/picture is from, but I genuinely think about this all the time. It’s not that I’m in a bad mood or feeling like shit, but I do wonder… who would genuinely miss me? Who would be there crying, wishing
johnnapaige: awkwardblackandsortagay: Do you ever look up at the sky and think about life, like this can’t be it. Life has to be better than this shit, right? All the time.
how-ill: stayywideawakeee: 4mb4h: starsandbars3: guceubcuesu: Fuck the popo THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES. WHAT OMG holy shit! i do this on a daily in my dads car my mum drives like this all the time i am not
instructor144: dominant-butch-dyke: hungwy: Burst blogging is my preferred method. Reblog a thousand things in a minute and leave. Its like the opposite if queue-ing 😂🤨🤷🏻😂 I do this shit all the time Me, between meetings.
where–areyou: My goal is to have the kind of money where I can do this shit all the time
I knew LiS reminded me of something and it reminds me of the melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya omfg with CHLOE being Haruhi and unwittingly doing shit to time and space (all of this started because Max wanted to save her, without her non of this would have
shanmustafa:she doing hot girl shit this summer (working all the time and spending her free time at home rewatching shows and masturbating) go focus on yourself bro
Every time I go out I’m like omg this was a bad idea why did I do this I can’t wait to go home… Hella wish I was social and loved going out all the time & all that shit 20 something year olds should be doing but…
I didn’t even read past the first two lines because I get this bullshit all the time and I am EXHAUSTED at explaining that preference has nothing to do with body shaming. No one gives a shit if you like women who are shaved or if you like to shave.